We love to shop,my cousin and I
Like to get bargains, don't like the price high
I will buy retail, though only on sale
She loves perusing an Op shopping rail
Op shopping's great if the company is good
Cousin and I in our neighbourhood
Cousin will chide me for buying retail
Oh, it's a bargain I plaintively wail
When we're together, I love Op shopping too
It's time with my cousin Op shopping us two
We have lots of fun and have lots of laughter
I don't really mind if I've no bargains after
Op shopping is grand if you get a good deal
You might bag flash labels and at a steal
My cousin she is much more like a sis
To spend time together I don't like to miss
Our blokes don't like shopping or see it as fun
If mine needs some clothing it's in out and done
But we will spend hours shop to shop hopping
A fun time and laughter we have when we're shopping
Just read this into a podcast, with a few minor adjustments. Bear with me as I return to a new kind of normal as I work my way back to health and less pain.